Declared myself a complete asshat for writing a blog about nothing
Declared myself a lazy bastard for using iTunes to subscribe to podcasts to put on my iPod and listen to while driving in to work. Whatever, I get sick of Clearchannel and raving right-wing lunatic talk radio.
Broke the printer after two pages
Discovered that while both my managers described the intern who had just left as essentially clueless, she had decorated the cubicle in interesting tiny artworks made with post-its and highlighter, like this:
Was very glad that I took 2 hours several months ago to document WTF I was doing when I left, because I certainly did not remember
Was told I needed to cut my hair, which is true
Heard the random Canadian guy comment about all the snake-handling that he thinks goes on in Appalachia (and the venom from those snakes, he claims, is from female brain cells)
Was mistaken for someone who cared during some discussion about why baseball and the Cincinnati Enquirer suck